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January 27, 2014 8:24 pm  #11


Re: I seeeeeee you!

i just came up with a slew of seriously corny jokes in response but im feeling benevolent today so ill spare you. behold my kindness.


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January 27, 2014 8:26 pm  #12


Re: I seeeeeee you!

as far as laundry goes were a family of six sharing a washing machine with another tenant who has twin e14 month old boys. count your laundry blessings. it might be simpler to take it all down to the east river with a bucket and a washboard.

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January 27, 2014 8:39 pm  #13


Re: I seeeeeee you!

I wanna hear the corny jokes. And your so freaking clever. I love your personality ! We would so be friends in another life.

 

January 27, 2014 9:29 pm  #14


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in another life id have my own washing machine! and the jokes arent funny three posts later. snappy come backs arent snappy when theyre delayed.
but ill give you some one liners instead

the past, the present and the future walked into a bar. it was tense.

a rabbi, a preist and an imam walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'what is this, some kind of a joke?"

what do hungry sea monsters eat? fish and ships!

dear algebra,
stop asking us to find your x. he's not coming back. and we dont know y.

i have a disorder that makes me eat when i cant sleep. its called insomnomnomnia.

im from the department of redundancy department.

ok back to work now. no thats not a joke. well mostly not.
 


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January 28, 2014 5:05 am  #15


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Eh. I expected better. You let me down. ;)

 

January 28, 2014 5:14 am  #16


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Well ex-KYOOOOOOOOOZ ME! For what you're paying me I suppose you want me to tap dance while juggling singing kittens too. Hrmph. Well why don't you entertain me a little then. I'll take notes.  Or doodle while pretending to take notes.

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January 28, 2014 5:21 am  #17


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Oh and we wouldn't have been friends in another life.in another life I'd have been your magnificently bossy older sister who delights on pulling rank, driving you crazy, but who our parents would always side with.   


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January 30, 2014 11:29 pm  #18


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inmyarms wrote:

Oh and we wouldn't have been friends in another life.in another life I'd have been your magnificently bossy older sister who delights on pulling rank, driving you crazy, but who our parents would always side with.   

You are pure evil.


It's ok, I would do things to make you cry. Than watch it and enjoy it

 

January 31, 2014 12:02 am  #19


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I'm not pure evil.I'm slightly diluted evil.
Tell me kid, what would you do to make me cry.

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January 31, 2014 12:04 am  #20


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Can't do worse than my tone deaf older sister used to do to me. "If you don't get out of my room, I'll SING!!"

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