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March 17, 2014 2:30 pm  #1


one liners,!

I tried to catch the fog.I mist.

If the world didn't suck, we'd fall off it.

A horse walls into a bar.the bar tenet said why the long face?

Ok your turn.gimme your best one liners.


Tears are the last gift of true love.
 

March 18, 2014 4:57 am  #2


Re: one liners,!

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.


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March 18, 2014 11:16 am  #3


Re: one liners,!

I like dry rain too, because when it turns wet it can be really annoying


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March 22, 2014 6:35 am  #4


Re: one liners,!

Everyone talks about energysaving , I save mine.
Everyone want's to go back to nature, but not on foot.

 

March 23, 2014 6:19 am  #5


Re: one liners,!

That's a good one


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April 6, 2014 11:51 am  #6


Re: one liners,!

Once you awake,it is hard to go back to sheep
Found this one in interviews about the war in Irak ( a lot of tears!)

 

April 10, 2014 3:24 pm  #7


Re: one liners,!

Studies show that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.


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April 10, 2014 3:39 pm  #8


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You are what you eat. I need to eat a skinny person.


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April 10, 2014 6:10 pm  #9


Re: one liners,!

Martin Brundle on the Canadian GP in 2011 after it had been restarted following a near two hour stoppage;
"We are on Lap 27 of this grand prix which should be finished by next Wednesday at this rate"


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