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probably the same person who thought a fat married woman would tempt a younger gay man with crying screenshots... someone who is probably locked up somewhere for their own protection.
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alas i must get back to the kitchen. i have unreasonable children who insist on eating EVERY day!
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LMFAOOOOOOO
I have a fetish for crying. So weather it's man or woman doesn't make a difference to me. I just prefer to see men cry because I'm sexually attracted to them. But like I said. The way you wrote about it would make anyone with this fetish want to see that recording.
For the record. You are not fat, granted I can only see like your face lol. But you don't look fat. And hoe old can you be? 26??? So the age difference is not that bad. But don't worry, you can let your husband know I'm not gonna come sweep you off your feet and steal you away haha.
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inmyarms wrote:
alas i must get back to the kitchen. i have unreasonable children who insist on eating EVERY day!
Haha alright. Have a good day
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im actually a candidate for bariatric surgery, and im tunring 29 on thursday. so HA! my usband isnt worried. my last husband was gay. been there done that.
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inmyarms wrote:
im actually a candidate for bariatric surgery, and im tunring 29 on thursday. so HA! my usband isnt worried. my last husband was gay. been there done that.
Well ok ok. But you look younger than 29! And I don't even have a response to the last part lol.
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no respnse needed. our divorce was less about him being gay than it was about him hallucinating and trying to kill me. and you know youre getting old when people tell you youre not as old as you look. and whats with the lol. i thought you didnt do lol. so haha. ok im really going to cook now. really. here i go. zoom.
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ok this time i mean it. see?
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Well I've been "haha" so much I figured I would switch it up. But now I'm self conscious about my text laughing so I'm gonna switch to hehe
Have fun cooking. Enjoy your day
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