as far as laundry goes were a family of six sharing a washing machine with another tenant who has twin e14 month old boys. count your laundry blessings. it might be simpler to take it all down to the east river with a bucket and a washboard.

Last edited by inmyarms (January 27, 2014 8:26 pm)

in another life id have my own washing machine! and the jokes arent funny three posts later. snappy come backs arent snappy when theyre delayed.
but ill give you some one liners instead

the past, the present and the future walked into a bar. it was tense.

a rabbi, a preist and an imam walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'what is this, some kind of a joke?"

what do hungry sea monsters eat? fish and ships!

dear algebra,
stop asking us to find your x. he's not coming back. and we dont know y.

i have a disorder that makes me eat when i cant sleep. its called insomnomnomnia.

im from the department of redundancy department.

ok back to work now. no thats not a joke. well mostly not.
 

Well ex-KYOOOOOOOOOZ ME! For what you're paying me I suppose you want me to tap dance while juggling singing kittens too. Hrmph. Well why don't you entertain me a little then. I'll take notes.  Or doodle while pretending to take notes.

Last edited by inmyarms (January 28, 2014 5:15 am)

inmyarms wrote:

Oh and we wouldn't have been friends in another life.in another life I'd have been your magnificently bossy older sister who delights on pulling rank, driving you crazy, but who our parents would always side with.   

You are pure evil.


It's ok, I would do things to make you cry. Than watch it and enjoy it

Can't do worse than my tone deaf older sister used to do to me. "If you don't get out of my room, I'll SING!!"

Last edited by inmyarms (January 31, 2014 12:04 am)