1 of 1- inmyarms
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one liners,!
I tried to catch the fog.I mist.
If the world didn't suck, we'd fall off it.
A horse walls into a bar.the bar tenet said why the long face?
Ok your turn.gimme your best one liners.
Tears are the last gift of true love.
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Re: one liners,!
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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Thread Starter- reptongeek
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Re: one liners,!
I like dry rain too, because when it turns wet it can be really annoying
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Re: one liners,!
Everyone talks about energysaving , I save mine.
Everyone want's to go back to nature, but not on foot.
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That's a good one
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Once you awake,it is hard to go back to sheep
Found this one in interviews about the war in Irak ( a lot of tears!)
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Studies show that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
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You are what you eat. I need to eat a skinny person.
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Re: one liners,!
Martin Brundle on the Canadian GP in 2011 after it had been restarted following a near two hour stoppage;
"We are on Lap 27 of this grand prix which should be finished by next Wednesday at this rate"
Security will run you down hard
And I will lead them on a merry chase