My best male friend cries a lot, but he does it so no one notices. He doesn't make any noise, and usually wipes any tears before they really fall. His crying doesn't really do much for me, but I'll post it anyway.

So we all watch this really good tv show together. He's seen the whole series already and is catching me up, along with two of our other friends. He isn't embarrassed about crying, so last night before we watched this really emotional episode he said, "Just warning you guys, I'm going to cry through this whole thing." He then asked me if I wanted to trade massages. I said, "No, but I'll put my arm around you if you cry." (A note: He's a lot more affectionate as a friend than I am, so he always gets really excited when I do affectionate things. Also, our entire friendship is based on facetiousness, so this whole exchange was said jokingly.) So we watched the episode and when he looked at me with tears in his eyes, I put my arm around him. He was dabbing at the corners of his eyes for a while, but I didn't really see much.