Crying Lovers / one liners,!

**Posted by inmyarms** March 17, 2014 2:30 pm

I tried to catch the fog.I mist.

If the world didn't suck, we'd fall off it.

A horse walls into a bar.the bar tenet said why the long face?

Ok your turn.gimme your best one liners.

**Posted by inmyarms** March 18, 2014 4:57 am

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

**Posted by reptongeek** March 18, 2014 11:16 am

I like dry rain too, because when it turns wet it can be really annoying

**Posted by flatter** March 22, 2014 6:35 am

Everyone talks about energysaving , I save mine.
Everyone want's to go back to nature, but not on foot.

**Posted by inmyarms** March 23, 2014 6:19 am

That's a good one

**Posted by flatter** April 6, 2014 11:51 am

Once you awake,it is hard to go back to sheep
Found this one in interviews about the war in Irak ( a lot of tears!)

**Posted by inmyarms** April 10, 2014 3:24 pm

Studies show that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

**Posted by inmyarms** April 10, 2014 3:39 pm

You are what you eat. I need to eat a skinny person.

**Posted by reptongeek** April 10, 2014 6:10 pm

Martin Brundle on the Canadian GP in 2011 after it had been restarted following a near two hour stoppage;
"We are on Lap 27 of this grand prix which should be finished by next Wednesday at this rate"